Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You made out with two different species that night
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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