we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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