Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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