It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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