matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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