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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!

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(210): View more from Texas

In America we eat man semen.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie

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(931): View more from Tennessee

After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.

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That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!

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(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way

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(561): View more from Florida

I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint

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