I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize