My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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