Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
