All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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