So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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