You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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