Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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