Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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