your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Alive.
So much puke
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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