I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize