I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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