watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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