i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i need an iv and a liver transplant
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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