How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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