Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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