sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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