I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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