I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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