My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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