By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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