i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i drank out of a bidet.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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