I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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