we're blogging at a bar
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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