Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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