And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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