i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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