I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think a kid would responsible me up
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
