we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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