Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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