if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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