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So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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