i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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