yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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