If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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