i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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