They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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