Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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