Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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