Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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