you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious