butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?