Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?