just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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