She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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