dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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