Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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