Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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