So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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