im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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