So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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