Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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