I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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